Sides face, grand square Wouldn't it be groovy if I could find a girl like Suzy
To take on the road and keep me company Reverse Wouldn't it be slick if they had a Hertz Rent-A-Chick
They'd sure get the business out of me
4 little ladies promenade, once around the ring I said
Star thru and promenade by 2s I need a little honey baby, or I'm gonna go crazy
If I don't find me a Hertz Rent-A-Chick
FIGURE
1 & 3 half sashay, forward up and back away
Dosado once around and then
Swing thru 2 by 2, girls trade that's all you do
Slide thru, pass thru and swing
Allemande left new corner, dosado your partner
Promenade and keep me company
*Wouldn't it be slick if they had a Hertz Rent-A-Chick
They'd sure get the business out of me
MIDDLE BREAK
Sides face, grand square Wouldn't it be great if you could get a Hertz Rent-A-Date
To take on the road and give you all the love you need
Reverse Wouldn't it be fun, if you could just call Hertz and rent one
I'd just call them all and celebrate
4 little ladies promenade, once around the ring I said
Star thru and promenade by 2s I need a little honey baby, or I'm gonna go crazy
If I don't find me a Hertz Rent-A-Chick
ALTERNATE LYRICS
*Hertz could make me lose, those ol' square dancin' blues
They'd sure get the business out of me
*It would take a truck load of love, to give my heart a shove