*He's fast as lightning and quick as a cat
He can out run the best muskrat
He can make a piroque go, go, go
That's why they call him Piroque Joe
*He's got a puppet on a string and a trick yo-yo
He puts on a show everywhere he goes
That's why they love little Piroque Joe
*Eat boiled shrimp, drink strawberry wine
They all keep time to the fiddler's bow
That's why they love little Piroque Joe