*I still hang out with my best friend, Dave
I've known him since we were kids at school.
Last night he had a few shots,
Got in a tight spot hustlin' a game of pool
**I heard David yell out: How 'bout a hand?
*I ain't as good as I once was,
That's just the cold, hard truth,
I still throw a few back, talk a little smack,
When I'm feelin' bulletproof.
**So don't double-dog dare me now