Darned If I Don't (Danged If I Do)    (SD 239)   David Mee

OPENER - CLOSER



Circle left
Here comes trouble in a pair of tight jeans
Fit to be tied and bustin' at the seams

Left allemande the corner turn the partner right
Allemande left and weave that ring
On one hand I'm thinkin' that I better lay low
But then on the other, what a way to go
What kind of fix have I got me into?
Well, I'm darned if I don't, danged if I do

FIGURE



Heads (sides) square thru count 'em 4 hands go
Round a corner lady do a dosado
Touch 1/4, split circulate
Boys run and a right and left thru and turn 'em today
Come on flutterwheel straight across
everybody slide thru Swing that corner, promenade 'em you do
What kind of fix have I got me into?
Well, I'm darned if I don't, danged if I do

MIDDLE BREAK



4 ladies chain go across the ring
Rollaway, circle left, all 4 ladies rollaway circle and then
Allemande left and then you weave the ring
On one hand I'm thinkin' that I better lay low
Gut then on the other, what a way to go
What kind of fix have I got me into?
Well, I'm darned if I don't, danged if I do

TAG



Darned if I don't, danged if I do

(Use these lyrics on the opener:)



Fit to be tied and bustin' at the seams
She's got a bead on me, she's shootin' this way
I'm under the gun, should I run or stay?

(Use these lyrics on the middle break:)



I'm tore up, talk me down, I might need help
Hold me back, boys; I ain't thinkin' straight
My head's cryin' run but my heart's sayin' wait